Lots of Christmas Jokes for Kids by Whee Winn

Lots of Christmas Jokes for Kids by Whee Winn

Author:Whee Winn
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Zonderkidz
Published: 2018-09-10T00:00:00+00:00


Why did the gingerbread man go to see the doctor?

He was feeling crummy.

What’s the key to a great Christmas dinner?

The turkey.

Who is never hungry at Christmas dinner?

The turkey, because it’s already stuffed.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Doughnut.

Doughnut who?

Doughnut open until Christmas.

What happened when Humpty Dumpty slipped on some ice?

He bumped his egg noggin.

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does the Christmas turkey come from?

A poultree.

What’s red and white and blue all over?

A cold candy cane.

What do herbs and spices say to each other at Christmastime?

Seasoning’s greetings.

Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing?

Because it will make him blush.

What happened when the Christmas turkey got in a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Berry.

Berry who?

Berry Christmas.



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